I almost got “smushed” on national television this week.

I was taking some sideline photos of the Gophers vs. Badgers game and had a great shot of the Wisconsin quarterback in my viewfinder.

I noticed he was looking right at me.

That can’t be good.

I opened my other eye and saw the received about 3 yards from me, with a Safety on track to push him out of bounds (right were I was standing).

I got out of the way in time…

My family spotted me 3 times on ESPN, during the course of the game.

I don’t have any images from the game, but I do have a “Me” sighting from another sporting event.

I hilighted my head.

I am the guy in the grey shirt to the right of the bald guy in the grey shirt.